Kyle Rittenhouse: Made In America

Adrian Carpenter
4 min readNov 22, 2021

As a African-American, I will say, this Kyle Rittenhouse Trial has nothing to do with me and is not the business of the Black community at large. Having said that, I will say that the verdict that was reached on Friday was no surprise at all. If anything, it further underscores the complete villain-powered shitshow that the county has become. It also reiterated that the oft-regurgitated line of America "being a country of Christian and moral values" has never been anything more than a clever, marketing slogan equal in popularity to the "where’s the beef" line from the Wendy’s commercials in the 1980’s.

Friday’s verdict is a victory for the asinine insurrectionists and “come and take it” crowd of morons who love their guns as much as they do tongue-kissing their own cousins. In short-order, we’ll see Kyle Rittenhouse being hailed as a hero and a patriot by people like Trump or Sarah Palin and he’ll score a nice pay day from some crowdfunded campaign. And much like George Zimmerman, he’ll probably be seen at gun shows signing autographs and seen on YouTube doing shooting videos. Eventually I’m sure he’ll become the face of a re-vitalized NRA, becoming its most recognizable face since Charlton Heston and his “cold, dead hands” went on to take his permanent nap with Satan. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if the little baboon-faced bastard ran for office in a few years and won.

Kyle Rittenhouse now joins the ranks of infamous teenage shitbags like the “affluenza teen” Ethan Couch, the entitled peace of shit that killed 4 people in a drunk driving accident in 2013. Couch who received ten years of PROBATION, only finally went to jail for a probation violation AFTER he fled the country with his mama. And even then he only served three months of a six month sentence. Ironically the year before the drunk driving accident where he killed four people, Couch, age 15 was caught in a pickup truck with a naked, passed out 14 year-old girl. Amazingly, he was only charged with “minor in possession of alcohol” and given probation and 12 hours community service.

Clearly being young and White in America has its privileges.

Bitchass Kyle Pretends to Cry

America by and large, doesn’t like to punish children…of course unless they are Black, like Kalief Browder or perhaps the Central Park 5. Kyle Rittenhouse, on the other hand, has the ‘complexion for the protection, a near baby-faced teen whose witness stand meltdown was as real as Kim Kardashian’s ass cheeks with the theatrical quality of Mariah Carey’s Glitter movie. For far too many, which included a clearly biased, douchebag of a judge in Bruce Schroeder, he was just a teenager who was defending himself from ‘anarchist hooligans.’ Rittenhouse was never in danger of going to jail.

*Insert Kanye West Shrug*

In 45 years of living, the one thing I have learned for sure is that justice in America, much like quality healthcare, only works in favor of those who have the right complexion or money to ensure the proper outcome. The same people who blamed Breonna Taylor for getting herself killed for being asleep in her own bed and Ahmaud Arbery for jogging in his own neighborhood, enthusiastically defend Kyle Rittenhouse’s decision to cross state lines and LITERALLY be someplace he shouldn’t have been.

Only in America.

I truly feel bad for the families of the Joseph Rosenbaum and Anthony Huber, along with surviving victim, Gaige Grosskreutz. They deserved better than what they got today. They were denied justice for themselves and their loved ones and suffered yet another tremendous loss. Sadly, at the expense of these families, this trial has given the White community, both a front row seat to and a taste of, the injustice that Black people receive every day in the American Justice system.

It is my most sincerest prayer that the victim’s families sue Killer Kyle’s raggedy ass directly into the poorhouse as swiftly as possible. And may the universe or the streets, visit upon Kyle Rittenhouse, the very justice that the Kenosha County jury failed to deliver in that court room.

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Adrian Carpenter

Trying to figure out how to live life like Arnold, Willis and Mr. Drummond.